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Wierdos & Perverts Invent Fashion By Mark Anthony 01 A strange neurosis is spreading
across the planet as the fashion fetish of wearing clothes has become
an obession among many of our citizens. People are no longer
happy to enjoy the sun. Instead they want to wear heavy cumbersom
attire that covers their skin.
Many are procaliming they are ugly and are afraid to look at themsleves in a mirror. Some have formed groups where such topics as Nudity and Fashion are discussed. These fashion freaks have become so attached to their fashion accessories they can no longer go for a swim at the beach without covering their genitals with tight, and usually brightly coloured fetish garments. They are also buying magazines depicting people wearing these obscene creations and the Government Censor is considering banning the sale of these to minors. Doctors are concerened that fetish wearers are becoming vitamin D deficient and are obsessed with covering themselves to the extent that they are becoming mentally ill. The business in 'clothing', the term used for these fetish creations, is booming in some places and shopkeepers are concerned their trade is falling as more people are spending their hard earned coin on useless skin coverings instead of buying food and other essentials. The banning of clothes at beaches this summer might see a return to normaility before the Games begin at the new Colesseum and give a respite to beach-goers that want to be normal. Now back to the future. The Naked Beach 08/02/06 Attendence is down at Cobblers
Beach at Mosman following police visits to the area which would
indicate people looking for playmates are staying away in droves.
The vice squad can rest assured no naughty things are happening in the
undergrowth. All the sexy people are at home watching adult
videos or sinking their teeth into salami at the gay spots in the city.
Summer's Hot Blast Hits Cronulla 12/12/05 Cronulla Beach is the
least sexy beach in Australia. Sexyox advises beach goers to stay
away until further notice. All the uncool and ugly people are
there.
Cobblers It's
The Coppers27/11/05 Our readers inform us police
are charging nude bathers at Little Congwong Beach. Snooping
police are
also scouring the bush around Cobblers for people having having sex in
the bushes. There must be a crime drought in Sydney.
Gymnophobic Randwick City Council has recently voted to oppose making La Perouse’s Little Congwong Beach an offical “clothing optional” bathing area. The Council also said it would tell the State Government current signs at the beach had failed to enforce lawful bathing. 28/10/05 The naturists of Warringah in northern Sydney are looking for a suitable location for the areas first nudist beach. Warringah council have already knocked back an application for part of Dee Why and Curl Curl beaches to be made nudist friendly. The council refused to allow nudist bathing because of the offense swaying genitalia might cause to other beach users, a spokesman said. Sylvia Else of the NSW Naturist Party said about half of Warringah residents are in favour of nudism. |
Sydney
Beach Reviews Please e-mail your beach and nudist news items to: sexy@sexyoz.com Clothing Optional Beaches Sydney: Cobblers Beach, Mosman Obelisk Beach, Mosman Lady Jane Beach, Lady Bay near Watson's Bay Werrong Beach, Royal National Park Melborne: Point Impossible For more Melbourne beachinfo go to: http://www.portphillip.vic.gov.au/local_beaches Darwin: Casurina Beach Adelaide: Maslin's Beach Perth: Swanbourne Beach |